Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Nightmare
Bonus Story
At morning, i wake up doing what i must do, and go to school, studying, go home and playing laptop as usual.. But as soon as i play laptop sleepily, i had been slept.. shadow scouts obscured me.. i don't even know what is that.. so i keep following the shadow.. i couldn't reach the shadow because it's to far from me.. i stop walking until i found a black hole.. i don't that black hole absorb me and the shadow scouts.. the Black hole makes me blind..
Man : "Hey, what's your problem?"
a Man with hammer on his hand asked me..
Me : "I'm fine thanks..
I shocked when i knew that he is Paladin the lord of the Human Being..
Man : "Take this Divine Rapier and prepare yourself for the battle.."
Me : "but i couldn't use a Divine Rapier?"
Man : "The victory is depending on you.. good luck soldier!!
i know that divine rapier can add +250 to attack but it being useless if we couldn't use it.. after one minute i wait, the blinds become visible.. me is thinking that maybe it's a Map Hacker ( MH)
Me : "am i being controled? whoaaaa.."
i moving by myself.. i don't know who is controlled me.. i've been controlled until i met a small citadel.. i think that's a Spirit Tower.. my guess is right.. a small tower keep on attacking me.. as soon as i am not moving, the tower is not attack me.. maybe i am Rikimaru? too long i think, a big tree absorbed me.. i'm stucking on that tree.. on that tree, a thing that i see is Roshan.. He keep chasing me on..
Me : "Bwekkk... you would chase me up.. because i had this Permanent invisibility.."
Roshan : "you think you are great, huh? i can reach your pant."
My pant is being taken by Roshan, and i'm ashamed because my penis reach out from my pant..
Me : "HOW DEAR YOU?" (Blocking his penis)
Roshan : "HAHAHHAHAHA, POOR RIKI.."
because i can do nothing, i leave from the tree and stay away from Roshan.. i have no pant now.. so i keep walking and fortunely, i meet the scourge building..
Me : "If i can destroy this building, maybe i will win this game..
so i destroy the building with Divine Rapier.. After that, i don't know what happen because i think that's only a Nightmare..
Monday, April 26, 2010
The New Nation
By Venom
and Mirana
Eventually, Venomancer success to retreat from the forest and suddenly a group of ghouls approaching and attack Venomancer. because there are enemy, there will be allies too. Venomancer was helped by group of plants. plants vined all the ghouls and the ghouls were slayed by the vines.
After all the ghouls dead, came out the lord of the vines Keeper Of The Groove. he has a good sense at control up plants. the vines he summoned is not only a normal vine, but a poisonous one. the vines can brew a poisonous needles and slices enemies.
Keeper Of The Groove : "why are you here, young creature? pity u.. i come to help u here.. would you come up with me on a war with undead?"
the Venomancer only nod and join up in keeper's nation "The Night Elf". then, the keeper's take him to his base camp. there they meet Mirana and Maiev.
Mirana : "who the hell is that jerk creature?"
Keeper : "wash ur mouth, stupid, don't look a creature only at his face, look at his strenght. he is powerful venomancer"
Mirana : "venomancer, huh? i even don't know what the disadvantage he is here?"
Keeper : "he will help us on war."
Maiev : "don't be ridiculous. we will fight with that ugly creatures. remember our roles, we cannot let other creatures join up on our nation. we don't even know where he is from and i'm afraid that he is a spy."
Keeper : "it couldn't be. a spy ended with a ghouls? undead attack him just now."
Maiev : " i see, he must be a friendly with us."
Mirana : "so, what is our plan now?"
Keeper : "i think we must prepare our force now. i will ressearch my plants deeply to make them stronger. venomancer, can u upgrade ur poison? i need it later, okay?"
Venomancer : (Nodding)
Maiev : "yeah, i must reinstalling my trap."
Mirana : " what about me then? i couldn't doing anything."
Keeper : "orders the force of course, stupid."
Mirana : "i see."
times ticking fast and they don't know that undead were standing on the front of the night elf guards. one of the guard immediately brass the trumpet and release the beasts. the beasts were hungry and fastly eat all the ghouls until the shape of their bones. the war happened on the morning. after all the ghouls dead, there's only thousand more crypt fiends and gargoyles. the victories depending on keeper's venomed vines and maiev's trap and the elune's arrow too.
vines binding, traps treat gargoyles and elune's arrows end up the war.
Mirana : "ohhh, i've do my best and i win this games, so fun."
Maiev : "don't be arrogant like that, i hate that."
Keeper : "finally, u know mirana's bad behavior, maiev, i'm glad.
Mirana : "u two are a jokeless people."
they're having fun with their victories. but, what about venomancer?
wait for the next chapter "Chapter 11". why not on the chapter 10? because chapter 10 is a bonus story. wait yaaa.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
The Diseased Arrows
by Archer
and Butcher 
Rexxar and friends destroy the pit and being shocked because suddenly on the destroyed pit, came out many living taurens.
Taurens : "thanks for helping us. Our leader had been caught by the butchers. please help him."
Aleria : "we would follow you coz we gotta come back to camp."
Rexxar : "well, that's okay. we are enough to fight."
Aleria n Traxex said goodbye to them and leaving. Rexxar n friends start their journey. Finally, they found the hut. the taurens immediately step in the hut but suddenly some cleavers laying to their body. they died and the butchers who was on the hut shocked and immediately snatch out from the hut.
Butchers : "INVADERS!! ATTACK!!"
Rexxar : "ARCHERS!! FIRE ARROWS!!"
a big war happened between butchers and archers. one of Rexxar friends, Pandaren run out of life and died.
Pandaren : "ugh ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
Rexxar : "PANDA!!"
Rexxar got his anger but nothing could help the Panda. Venomancer (Me) use his Poison Nova but every hard things he do is useless. Rokhan with his Healing Wave aid the archers to attack butchers. everything gone fluently until the leader of the butchers Lich sent out many chain frost and killed the archers. Rexxar and Rokhan can do nothing and being killed by the chain frost. so, they lost the battle and were not get save except Venomancer. He ran away from the battle because he know that he was not strong enough to defeat the leader Lich. Forest after forest he past, and eventually he success to run away. And now he looking for friends to be companied.
Wait 4 the next chapter.
I will update a new chapter every 5 days..
so wait yaaa...
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Who Is The Killer?
By Traxex
and Anubarak
After the lunch, Rexxar and Armies approach to the Agony Ogre and have a little conversation..
Bairne : "Hey, Ogre! where's my father? where's the citizens? why my camp had been burned?"
Agony Ogre : "AAAAAnuuuu.. bbbaaaaa..."
Aleria : "It must be Anubarak, Traxex. I've seen him in the war between Undead and my Nation (Night Elf). Anubarak, the lord of beetles caught my sister. I'd tried to save her but Anubarak Impaled me, makes me cannot move. Hikz T.T . I think she's an undead now."
Rexxar : "I suspect that they will attack Durotar, we must get hurried."
Aleria : "let's get going!"
they move from the camp to a haunted forest.
Rexxar : "this is a possible place for Traxex to arrange their strategy, believe me.
they walk in the haunted forest and stopped in a cauldron full of Tauren's body eroded into bones.
Aleria : "you right, rexxar. it's Tauren's bones. we are not too far from them."
Rexxar : "let's scattered arround, maybe they're still here."
Rexxar n friends were shocked because there are many banshee protect against
Aleria : "look at that banshee. they're too much. we must be careful."
Rexxar : "let's make some strategy first. Pandaren brew some fresh ale for eat."
Pandaren : "okay."
Rokhan : "i'll make some serpent wards to watch out."
Rexxar : "good idea. i'll summon some hawks to be a spy."
as long as they're in the cauldron. the banshee attacking.
Rexxar : "we're being attacked. FIRE!"
war happened around the forest. many armies had taken control by the banshee.
Rokhan : "our armies had been enemies. we have not enough armies. better we run away."
they run away from the banshee. they dunno where they run until they came into a sacrificial pit. they looked at a girl is going to be sacrificed.
Aleria : "STOP!!"
a word out from Aleria's mouth without any thinking. the girl who was in sacrificial pit is Traxex and the one who caught Traxex is Anubarak.
Traxex : "my sister, you come to save me. i'm so glad."
Aleria : "don't worry my sister, that stupid beetles will not defeat us."
Anubarak : "stupid! yes, i'm stupid until i can impaled you easily."
Aleria : "it's only lucky."
Anubarak : "shut up and let's battle one by one."
Aleria : "TAKE MY POWER SHOOT."
Anubarak and Aleria start the battle. Aleria shoots with fire arrows and Anubarak just defend them. while they are in battle , Traxex shoot Anubarak with his frost arrow.
Anubarak : "YOU!! IT'S NOT FAIR.. ARRGGHH."
Aleria : "thx 4 the help, sis."
Traxex : "ur wc. it's my obligation to save you because you have saved me."
Bairne : "Traxex, i wanna know who are attacking my camp?"
Traxex : "you son of Cairne, isn't it? the attacker is the butchers. they are looking for meat to butch so they came to attack your camp. i dunno where are them now. we must looking for him."
Bairne : "let's get moving."
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Sunday, April 4, 2010
Merotorious Hero
By Rexxar
and Aleria 
Rexxar and his friends report to Thrall about the dead of Slithice and Abaddon..
Thrall is very glad that they can kill'em all..
Thrall : "i'm glad you here my brother, then let me introduce you all to our new hero.. come here , Bairne Bloodhoof!"
Rexxar : "he is son of Cairne Bloodhoof, isn't it?"
Thrall : "you right Rexxar.. Cairne entrusted you to take care of his son and he asked your help. I heard that an agony ogre came to the camp and report that someone had attacked him."
Rexxar : "we gonna go there as fast as us can."
Rexxar , Rokhan , Pandaren , and Bairne with Hydralisk continue their travel to Tauren Camp. Arrive there, they was shock coz there are nobody in the camp. The camp burned and the Tower blocked, sound of a tauren shouted..
Tauren : "HELP ME!!"
They get close of the Tauren and the Tauren's feet were amputated and can be used anymore.
recently they approached the Tauren's dead
Rexxar : "we're too late, they're all dead. but i don't see Cairne."
Rokhan : "but, the one on the hut near the river doesn't look like a Tauren."
looked at an ogre, Bairne remember Thrall's words.
Bairne : "that is the agony ogre isn't it?"
Pandaren : "it looks like, let's approach it."
arrows fired at each step of them.
Rokhan : "what's these things?"
Pandaren : "it's an arrow."
Bairne : "from where this arrow emerged?"
Pandaren : "I suspect that the arrows emerging from the forest at the north."
Rexxar : "you right my friend."
then, many female archer derived from the Night Elf Nation appeared with their master, Aleria.
Aleria : "this is my land, how could you stepped on my land."
Rexxar : "i know you, you are Aleria the Windrunner. Nobody ever caught you."
Aleria : "so what?"
Rexxar : "umm, nothing. just telling my friends to be careful."
Aleria : "Who ask? i don't ask you."
Rexxar : "it's okay you don't ask."
Aleria : "your brain is not connected , right?"
Rexxar : "if yes, why not?"
Aleria : "swt. stupid."
Rexxar : "you too. haha."
Aleria : "whatever la. LOL."
Rexxar : "xixixixixix."
Aleria : "do you feel hungry? coz i felt hungry now."
Pandaren : "Ale, your name like a food i make. do you want me to make some fresh ale?"
Aleria : "you despicable me. but, if you ask it i will accept coz i'm hungry now."
Archers : "CPD. wkwkkwkwkw."
eventually they become friends. that's why the writer named it meritorious hero coz they solve the problem with no fight.
but? what about the agony ogre? ah, nevermind. it can be continued on the next chapter.
just wait yaaaaaa.....
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Bonus Story
Lina Inverse : "How was your work this day?"
Kael'Thas : "I'm doing great."
Lina Inverse : "so, can you serve me tonight. I will give you all of my temptation."
Kael'Thas : "Don't worry, i've prepared a great things for you."
Lina Inverse : "have you? oh, i'm so happy to hear that words."
IN NIGHT

Kael'Thas : "SO DAMN SEXY YOU ARE"
Lina Inverse : "Thx, Can we start this now?"
Kael'Thas : "No, it's not tense yet. it will be faster if you turn off the light."
Lina Inverse : (Sad Face) "okay, completed."
Kael'Thas : "The tense is not enough, could you covered it with blanket and squeeze it?"
Lina Inverse : "Done, how was the tense?" (strongly squeezed)
Kael'Thas : "that's good, i like it. now, the crumbled noodles is ready for eat."
Lina Inverse : "!#$%!@#*$&#($*(*#*@%!"
Chapter 5 (BONUS STORY)
Big Rencarnation
5 hero have died and there's only a few hero to defend.
a hero from Undead "Lord Of Avenus" which called Abaddon coz there are many people abandoned him shipped in to the Poisonland. He meet many of body laying on the ground.
!ANIMATE DEATH!
He casts a spell which can made a reincarnation of the death body.
Two of all death body is Bounty Hunter and his brother.
their face become red and their body burned. Slithice watched the miracle.
She force Abaddon to accompany with her.
Slithice : "We will own this world with our power. Will you accompanied me?"
Abaddon : "Fine, i will go with you. what's your target?"
Slithice : "I want you all to kill Rexxar and his friend."
Gondar n Brother : "FIRE AWAITING."
They shipped to Durotar and attack the Watch Tower.
Thrall and Rexxar lead the army to attack Abaddon. but, all they tried is useless.
Abaddon fight them all with Aphotic Shield the army is obstructed by the Frostmourne. The Hydralisk get lost from the cage and get anger.
It butching all the Undead's army. corpse piled up on the ground. there's nothing that Slithice can do. She was cornered by Panda's 3 element "Fire" "Earth" and "Lightning". Abaddon's magic point is running low and there's nothing that he can do. Slithice and Abaddon died with broken body. It's raining and all the rencarnation getting wet and gone. Rexxar and friends have no more afraid as the absence of Slithice. Durotar's lake is now named as Bloody Lake.
The Rise Of Dark Seer
after known that his brother is died, he was shocked and want to do a vengeance to Slithice and The Hydra. He start a discussion with Rexxar.
Dark Seer : "i have a plant to kill them"
Rexxar : "what is that?"
Dark Seer : "i will create a Wall Of Replica to sham them and you call your misha to Entagle the Hydra. If the Hydra Entagled already, it's your turn to kill the Hydra or let it alive. I will get rid of Slithice."
Rexxar : "Nice plant."
Dark Seer : "don't forget to casts Wild Rage too coz my Wall is not to strong to fight two of them. and you Rokhan, you can use your heal skill to aid us."
Rokhan : "okay, i will aid you."
Dark Seer : "Tomorrow is the time to war and we must get prepared sooner."
Pandaren Brewmaster : "for the amplifier, i will make some Fresh Ale because i have many stock to make them all."
Dark Seer : "our strength is depend on you Panda."
Dark Seer and friends go to the land at night. He have planted the Wall Of Replica.
After the wall is planted, Slithice woke up and got confused.
Slithice : "why i have many reflection? it's looks like me."
The reflection suddenly attack the slithice and the slithice defended them all.
Rexxar summon Misha and esnared the Hydra. Meanwhile, Dark Seer is vacuuming all the trees on to the Hydra Body.
Dark Seer : "will you killed them, buddy?"
Rexxar : "i will not, i will let them free."
Dark Seer : "So, what's your plant?"
Rexxar : "maybe, my will rage is strong enough to tame the Hydra."
The dialog ended when the Slithice suddenly casts Song Of The Siren and got out from the land. Rexxar is have not had time to cast Wild Rage, The Hydra faster cast Poison Nova and makes many Plague Ward. Dark Seer is one of the target. Rexxar tried to stop the Plague Ward but it's too late coz Dark Seer had been pecked by the Ward. time past fast and Dark Seer is rest in peace. The Hydra is success to be tamed by Wild Rage. Jaina heard that from lordaeron and felt so sad.
Jaina : "why a hero must die?"
Rexxar : "stay calm, Jaina. I will force the slithice to visit Dark Seer's grave."
Rexxar and his friend with the Hydra going out from lordaeron and searching for the lost Slithice. Dark Seer now is known as a Hero
(Continue In Chapter 4)
Friday, April 2, 2010
Techies Plant's
Warcraft III (Chapter 2)
After the war of Poison land,
Bounty Hunter with his brother move from poison land to Lordaeron and they meet the queen of Lordaeron "Jaina".
Jaina : "I know you will come to save me, The Robber Bounty Hunter."
Bounty Hunter : "but i come to request a help from you."
Jaina : "What help you need?"
Bounty Hunter : "my bornplace which is a big land was owned by the Poison Hydra "Hydralisk" and we need your help to taming the Hydralisk with your mystical power."
Jaina : But, how could my power taming him? my land was destroyed too because my father "Admiral Proudmoore" being greedy and want to kill me and my friend : Rexxar , Rokhan , and Pandaren Brewmaster.
Dark Seer : "what? Rexxar? i heard that he is a strong being, isn't it?
Jaina : "Yes, he is so strong that he could kill my father and help me leading this land into the bright future."
Bounty Hunter : "Could we meet them?"
Jaina : "They're leaving away from my land to do another quest he got from Thrall."
Dark Seer : "it's so unfortunate. do you know where is Thrall."
Jaina : "i know and i will lead you with my Mass Teleport"
MASS TELEPORT!!
They got away from lordaeron and going to durotar.
there they meet Thrall and his army.
Thrall : "so Jaina, why you came here again? you need anymore help?"
Jaina : "not me, but that two robber Dark Seer and Bounty Hunter."
Thrall : "what help you two need?"
Bounty Hunter : "we need your help taming the enraged hydra, it's too strong"
Thrall : "okay, i will command my left hand "Rexxar" to go with you. Rexxar! come here."
Rexxar : "what thrall?"
Thrall : "i command you to go with Bounty Hunter taming the Enraged Hydra."
Rexxar : "as you command, i will."
Jaina : "come here! i will teleport you all to the poison land."
Rexxar , Bounty Hunter , and Dark Seer arrive in poison land and see that the Enraged Hydra accompanied with the Naga being. The leader is Slithice with many of her army.
Slithice : "finally, i found a strong being like this. i'm so lucky."
Rexxar : "you're not lucky enough because you will be defeated."
Slithice : "Impossible that you can beat me. you're not strong enough to fight for my Enraged hydra. Go for it, Hydra!"
Hydralisk : "URAAUGGGHH" (Venomous Gale)
Rexxar and friends were poisoned by Venomous Gale. War is begin with no waiting.
in war, Bounty Hunter were esnared by Slithice and and be cornered by the Naga's army.
Rexxar and Dark Seer is trying to kill all of them but they're not strong enough.
Bounty Hunter with his call Gondar were fallen by the Naga's.
his body exploded because a day before Techies have put the a body mines on Gondar's body.
all the naga's died except Slitiche and Enraged Hydra.
(Continue In Chapter 3)
War Of Poisonland
Not far from the durotar exactly in a small land, a scientist live with many attractive research about his potion that called Alchemist (Razew Darkbringer).
He always do some research for a better potion. A goblin (Techies) helps him with his exploding utensil. Razew thought a while.
Razew Darkbringer : "How could i combine a potion with some exploding utensil?".
then he got an idea, he combine them into a poisonous potion. because of his greed, he told goblin to drink these poison but the goblin don't want to. so, he force goblin with many sham.
Razew Darkbringer : "okay fine, i will not force you to drink this. i'm only want you to find someone who want to drink these poison."
so, the goblin take along time to discuss this with his friends Shredder and Tinker.
Shredder : "i will not drink that coz my live is important for me."
Tinker : "a poison? i want to taste how it was, could u bring me to Razew?"
Techies : "Okay, follow me."
Razew being happy that he will know how the work of his poisonous potion. Big things happened. the Tinker had been poisoned and soon he will die. Tinker still happy coz he has knew what a poison for. After he die, a disaster occur. Razew and the goblins were kidnapped by some thief. Razew look at the thug face and realized.
Razew Darbringer : "you two!! Dark Seer and Bounty Hunter"
Bounty Hunter : "it's
Dark Seer : "i will ask you well, do u want to come with us to our land?"
Razew Darkbringer : "i want to do that if u release my friends."
Dark Seer : "Free them, brother!"
Bounty Hunter : "Finish. and now you come with us."
sadly Razew leave his friends and arrive in a big land. The land was flat and dirty. Dark Seer lead Razew go to his laboratory and Razew surprised.
Razew Darkbringer : "what a big lab? this lab gonna be good for my big research"
Bounty Hunter : "Shut up! make us a bottle of poison, we gonna use that poison for war."
Razew Darkbringer : "What? a war?"
Dark Seer : "this land is full of undead being. we've always being attacked by them. so please! the future is depend on you."
Razew makes the poison and put it on a tank. Not long after that, he looked at a death body near the tank. it's a human being.
Razew Darkbringer : (Shouted) "WHO WAS THE DEATH BODY NEAR TANK?"
Dark Seer : "finally you know that, it's my friend which get pawned by the undead."
Bounty Hunter : "Our plan is to get the body back to live but we couldn't do that."
Razew Darkbringer : "i could use my research to get your friend back to live. but, he will be a Mutant."
Dark Seer : "you could? it's okay that he will be a Mutant, the most important thing is he could came back to live. because he is our future."
Razew combine his poison with the death body and an alive Hydra and something happens. The death body couldn't be mixed so the Hydra and the poison mixed themself. the sting of the Hydra fill with poison and became enraged. Razew name this failure research "Hydralisk". suddenly the Hydralisk came near Razew and attack Razew with his poison sting. Razew couldn't run and got killed by the Hydralisk. the two others were preparing for the war. Hydralisk knew that the two others is his friend so he let them came near himself. so, they got out from the lab and came to the undead's citadel. A big war happened. Many of undead were killed by the Hydralisk. Hydralisk got very angry and finish his attack with "Poison Nova". the two were surprised that the experiment was so great. all the undead disappear and the land became poisoned. soon, there are no living things lived there and the land was named "Poisonland".
(Continue in Chapter 2)
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